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Brain to Books Blog Tour: Kevin Zdrill

Brain to Books Blog Tour: Kevin Zdrill

We’ve got another wonderful Proof Positive author participating in the Brain to Books Blog Tour this month. Kevin Zdrill, a prolific, multi-genre author shares his latest work, The Ukranian in Me, plus a little bit about his writing strategies.

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Fast Facts
Author: Kevin Zdrill
Genre: Contemporary adult comedy romance
Books: The Ukrainian In Me
Official Site

Bio

Kevin Zdrill discovered the power of story telling at the age of 11. After dusting off a manual typewriter from the closet of his parent’s home, he began creating short, comedic skits for his friends to read. Their laughter at these unadorned stories sparked an enthusiasm to continue exploring human behavior and relationships.

“I’m always looking for the characters within my books to have natural flaws. I find it speaks to their desperate nature in humorous and earnest settings. It’s important for the reader to relate and bond to the characters and to care about the chain of events that occur.”

Kevin Zdrill is a Manitoba-based author employed in the field of mental health and crisis intervention. His comedy fiction series, including No Kiss Good-Night and Boom Chicka Wah Wah, captures the heartfelt misadventures of dating and relationships. His third book, Crazy, Mixed-Up World, explores the ramifications of the collision of life, love, and betrayal.

Blurb

When thirty-year-old independent web designer Larissa Androshchuk separates from her husband after nine months, one day, and a morning, she blames it on the Ukrainian curse that has dogged her family for generations; she believes that all

Androshchuks are destined to fail at whatever they do.

Larissa moves back to her former room in the basement of her parents’ Manitoba house, where she starts posting a blog venting her fears and frustrations. In spite of her uncertain and possibly ill-fated future, she is determined to break free of the

family shackles. Larissa embarks on a complete makeover as a prelude to a triumphant return to the dating scene, turning for help to her best friend, Bernadette; her Internet-savvy cousin Garth; her middle-aged diva aunt Tina; and her ninety-one-year-old pierogi-making baba. But the men she encounters turn out to be even more damaged than her ego. Meanwhile, Larissa’s father unabashedly takes to restoring the tarp covered twenty-year old Chrysler in the backyard to ensure her stay in their house will be short-lived, making her life even more uncomfortable.

When an unexpected opportunity presents itself, Larissa sees this as her last shot to take control and leap free from her fate. But can she escape the curse long enough to turn her life around?

Excerpt

I flopped down on my bed, not caring what effect the towel was going to have on my hair. Let it become a rat’s nest, I thought. There was no one to impress anymore. Fingers wouldn’t be running through it with passion—not that I’d ever had that kind of passion from my ex, but I always fantasized it could happen at any moment.

Did I really believe that was possible? I took a deep breath and moved my gaze around the room slowly, taking in wallpaper so familiar I knew where every mismatched seam was. Besides the obvious conclusion—this room needed a serious makeover—my observations hammered home the fact that this was the last place in my life I needed to be for any reason. Heck, I needed a makeover more than this damn room did.

Sweet Jesus, I was thirty years old and starting from scratch. I had no job; no money; no higher education; no car, because I didn’t have a driver’s license; and now no husband.

I shivered, although I wasn’t cold anymore. I still couldn’t believe it. At thirty years old, I didn’t have the ability to live anywhere but in the basement of my parents’ home, in my former bedroom. It sucked so bad that it hurt to breathe.

The Ukrainian curse had finally caught up with me. My entire family tree suffered from it, and I was the latest victim.

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Your Holiday Gift Shortlist: Books Worth Giving

Books are the gifts that keep on giving after the holiday season is over, and what better present can you give than to support indie authors (that’s a gift to them!) and introduce your friends and family to brand new writers? Plus, you can feel good that you contributed to a writer’s dream.

Before you turn to the major publishing houses, pick out some books from these self-published authors, who are just as excellent as mainstream authors.

By genre:

Action/Thriller

Against The Clock by Charlie Moore
The Phoenix Project by DM Cain

Autobiography/Inspiration

White Bees by Amy Wilde

Erotic Romance

Bound Series by Hanna Peach *The Romance Reviews and Night Owl Reviews top pick*

Fantasy

Activation Series by Joseph Murphy
Dark Angel Series
by Hanna Peach *#1 Amazon Fantasy Bestseller*
Finding Me by Dawn Brazil
Secret of the Last Born by TC Michael
Sword of Kassandra Series
by Joseph Murphy

Literary

Crazy, Mixed-Up World by Kevin Zdrill
Just Like a Musical by Milena Veen
Parasite Girls by Tory Gates
Quiver of the Pure Heart by Burnita Bluitt

Mystery/Suspense

Her Lying Eyes by Susan Wilson

Paranormal

The New Mrs. Collins by Quanie Miller
Shifty Magic Series by Judy Teel

Romance

Fate Accompli by MM Jaye
Clean version
Spicy version

Romantic Comedy

Cinderella Heiresses Series by Judy Teel
Kindle Edition
Paperback Edition
It Ain’t Easy Being Jazzy
by Quanie Miller
The Between Boyfriends Series by Sarka-Jonae Miller *Best Books of 2014 on Amazon*

Women’s Fiction

Indiscretion by Dahlia Savage
Graduation Day by Dahlia Savage

Meet Author Quanie Miller

Humor isn’t easy to write. In fact, it’s one of the hardest things to write because of how easily the punch line can be blown. Predictability will kill anything funny and at the same time, what you write should be as universally funny as possible, not only appealing to a few people who will know what you’re talking about.

Meet the master.

Quanie Miller’s first book, It Ain’t Easy Being Jazzy, hardly seems like her first. Her natural writing style makes you think she’s a seasoned pro. You won’t be able to help laughing out loud, and I mean that quite literally.

I interviewed Quanie recently about writing, her novel, and her hilarious yet relatable characters.

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Is this your first book? How long did it take you to plan it before you began writing it?

Yes, this is my first book! It probably took me about 3 months of planning before I started writing.

Do you plan your writing with outlines, character development exercises, and other pre-writing activities? Or do you just write as it comes to you?

I definitely have to outline when I write. I think of outlines as a roadmap. Sometimes I follow it or sometimes I veer off course a bit, but I always need to know where the story is headed.

What drew you to this genre?

I’ve just always loved writing funny stories with over the top characters who are always getting themselves into these hilarious situations. It’s a lot of fun. Sometimes they do or say things that I hadn’t anticipated. I laugh out loud a lot while writing.

Do you mostly write in this particular genre or do you write in other genres too? If so, which ones?

I also write paranormal novels. In fact, I was trying to write a paranormal novel when I sat down to write It Ain’t Easy Being Jazzy.  The novel was supposed to be about a woman who accidentally gets a job as a nanny and later discovers that the children’s new stepmother has mystic powers. So I start the story with the main character getting a flat tire in this affluent neighborhood and cursing her GPS for getting her lost. I was going to have her ring one of the door bells and get mistaken for an interviewee by the woman of the house. But when I started writing, she never made it to the house. She called her best friend to get directions and the banter between those two had me laughing out loud. I stopped and thought, “But wait a minute. This isn’t supposed to be funny!” So I had to take a step back and decide if I wanted to scrap what I had and rewrite it to make the tone consistent with a paranormal story or go in a completely different direction and write the funny story. I decided to write the funny story and I’m so glad I did because Jazzy and her family were a hoot to write (I later ended up writing the paranormal story. It’s called The New Mrs. Collins and will be out next year).

What do you think makes your work stand apart from other works in your genre?

Well, Jazzy is a Louisiana girl living in San Jose, California. She’s hilarious and she’s also got this southern sass about her, so when she meets all of these really quirky characters in Silicon Valley, some really funny situations occur that I think readers will enjoy.

Are any of the characters in your book based on people you know or have seen/talked to in real life? I’m especially interested in Aunt Cleotha with this question!

I think that all of my characters are some variation of me, my family and friends. I grew up around really funny and sassy women who didn’t mind telling you about yourself! You wouldn’t believe how many real life Aunt Cleothas I know!

Who’s your favorite character and why?

Definitely Aunt Cleotha. I cried laughing while writing her. She’s so funny and gives it to you straight no matter who you are.

Are you planning on writing a sequel? When can we look forward to it being published?

I am! I’m actually in the outline phase right now and hope to have it out within the next year.

Do your friends and family know you’re a writer? Were they surprised when you told them?

Oh, yes. It’s all I talk about so I’m sure I drive them crazy!

What inspires you to write? Music? Other books? Real life events? Just an incredible imagination?

I’m especially inspired by dialogue. The things that people say during conversation! It’s a goldmine for stories. Little quirks that people have also give me ideas for characters or sometimes I’m sitting there doing nothing and I’ll get this visual of a character doing something intriguing and I’ll go, “Whoa! Who are you?” I also get ideas by just watching people. For instance, my husband and I went out to dinner the other night and there was this seemingly nice couple a few feet away from us. I thought to myself, “They seem nice enough. But what if they’re over there plotting a murder?” And just like that the wheels start spinning.

Do you have any advice for other writers?

Find your voice as a writer. Don’t try and be like anyone else and don’t worry if your book isn’t like another author’s. You are unique and your story will reflect that, so don’t try and be like somebody else. Let your voice be heard!

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Connect with Quanie Miller:

Website: http://quaniemiller.com/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuanieMiller
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/QuanieMillerAuthor
Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7218800.Quanie_Miller

Check out It Ain’t Easy Being Jazzy on Amazon:

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